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Post by scoperfin on Aug 13, 2009 12:21:16 GMT -5
I was playin Russian Border earlier and jumped into a jeep right from the start. I jumped out around flag 5 cause there was a 120mm comin from there base, I ran off toward the road leading to flag 2 and shot a rocket at the tank while running. The rocket missed by a mile but it somehow managed to find it's way to a jeep with 2 ppl in it. Whenever shit like that happens I try to imagine how that looked to them, or how pissed they got...LMFAO rofll, it's funny to teabag the ones who killed, they just get more pissed..one example is that BwKCOOLGUY or RNE, teabag them..they VTK their whole team then they switch teams and VTK that team, then leave. BwKCOOLGUY and this X.-hUrrIcAnE-.X guy protect their chopper every fucking time, they teamkill everybody near the chopper, even if they want a fucking ride. That Hurricane guy, BwK, & that one Nighttime guy are fucking skinheads and start to insult the ones who want a fucking ride. If they don't have a chopper and are waiting for one, they'll kill anyone near. They end up getting kicked without knowing it, fucking idiots clearly lack full brains.. BTW, if you're taking a flag back from the enemy, alone.. and there's an enemy 120 coming towards you..you just gotta shoot those friendly land mines if there is any nearby..the players who are masters with the tank always shoot em if they see any. But.. if there are any leftover mines nearby which aren't in their way, shoot 'em when the tank comes close. Poor bastards always get pissed lol There were a few mines on the ground near the Flag 2 pole in BtF, this tank was taking the flag..he apparently thought ' yeah whatever those aren't in my way I'm taking the flag anyway ' I just shoot a pistol shot behind the ammo box container, BOOM LMAO |
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Post by thjunglelove on Aug 13, 2009 13:37:45 GMT -5
Man that sh%ts happen to me on both sides, what's frustrating is when someone else gets the points or they blame you for leaving the mine. Welcome to BF-2, it’s all good!
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Oct 20, 2009 9:29:00 GMT -5
Alright got two good storys to tell. 1. I was sniping on Backstab in the group of rocks across the river from the arty strike. I killed this Simon guy 2 times then switched postions and threw a smoke grenade where i used too be. Well, he spawns as a sniper and gets killed again by me. He spawns again and decides that he has had enough of me killing him so he jumps into the white truck by flag 3. I didn't see him coming my way but I just so happened to throw out a GPS and saw the red dot moving REALLY fast toward me. I saw the empty vehicle thing pop up on the radar so I circle the rock that I'm next to and don't see him. So i decided to car jack his ass. I jumped in his truck and drove to the normal sniper rock by flag 2 and popped him from there. ;D  He left me alone for the rest of the game.  2. I just spawned as a sniper on flag 2. Didn't really notice the chopper that was firing on 3 had turned around and had me in their sights. I was already halfway up the hill to the sniper rock so I had no cover or anything. I dove to prone got a good look at him and got his ass right outta the chopper. Not quite as good as when I knocked the pilot outta the chopper with an assualt rifle on the Nest(accually got the pilot, didn't blow up the chopper.) but still a pretty damn good shot while being fired at.  |
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Post by scoperfin on Oct 20, 2009 9:45:21 GMT -5
^ The mistake most of the chopper pilots do (including me) is that they don't move around enough. The usual thing they like to do is that they just keep on firing at their enemies/neutral flags, but aren't moving at all, basically hovering & firing. One example is the Littlebird, it's fairly easy to shoot the pilot/gunner out of the chopper, if the pilot's just hovering & spamming rockets. Oh & never retreat when battling engineers/120s, if you do, you'll get a rocket/120 shell up your ass. Just keep circling the enemy if your health is low, and try to stay cool & aim accurately. One hard ass place to kill an engineer is the container area on BtF. I was doing 13-0 with the Chinese chopper (so close to the 15 kills..argh), I saw two guys in the container area. Killed one by the GTAM, the other one decided shot a rocket at me. Fired at him with low health, the fucking containers covered him well. The small space between the cranes was just too tough for me. Couldn't circle him. I saw a 120 at Flag 2, then decided to start hovering above the water, fired at the fucker, & got killed by a mortar strike. redbar0n [mortar] YOU The most embarassing moment in my whole BF2:MC so called "career". I was just laughing, then I yelled 'FUCK YOU ASSHOLE' with my gay Finnish accent so loud my neighbour outside was looking around with the good ol' "holy shit" face. I live in a row house. I'm glad only he saw me dying like that. Some teammates may have seen my horrific death via spectator mode. I talked to the guy the next round, he was laughing like hell.  |
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Oct 20, 2009 12:52:20 GMT -5
I think I would too *pats himself on the back AND(points a finger at jackyl) eats a damn cookie for his 100th post and becoming a full member*  |
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Post by justjackyl on Oct 20, 2009 23:19:35 GMT -5
Funny ass shit mayo. Your quite something with that sniper rifle in hand anymore.
scoper, I've had way to many embarrassing deaths to even count.
Nothing is worst than chasing someone down with a heli just to have your props nick something and you blow up. : (
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Oct 20, 2009 23:46:00 GMT -5
Or how bout when your skimming the water and you end up goin nose first.  Sorry about tonight Jackyl. I was starting to do the head nod thing while I was playing so I figured I better go to bed. Shoulda just had some coffee since I need to be up by 11:15 CST anyway. I'll catch up with ya some other time. |
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Post by aka Kizza on Nov 25, 2009 14:05:21 GMT -5
Ok, I'm playing this game & all of suddenly some nobe yells over the mic, “I did the dishes Mom, Mom I said I did the dishes; yea I put them in the dish washer” "Mom I said I did the dishes" ;D plse tell me u gave him shit for that the other night on russian border i blow up an 'empty' tank that was trying to take flag 3 then jumped over the top of it to find myself surrounded by 4 enemies. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM 4 shots 4 kills i was like the Terminator p.s. there was a bit of a .... ahem ... lag problem for some players that day  |
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Post by scoperfin on Nov 27, 2009 8:47:48 GMT -5
lol ^
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