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Post by Jenn on Jun 2, 2009 22:04:19 GMT -5
Over a year ago my brother and I were playing a game of Backstab with this dude named TINO_ESCOBAR who kept singing into the mic to my brother (whose player name at the time was Spartan91). He'd sing, "ooooh, Spartan, I think you're Egyptian!" and then he'd TK my brother. My brother was like, "dude! Why'd you TK me?" and he'd sing, "because you had a towel on your head I thought you were Bin Laden". Then he says, in a very deep voice, "okay, I promise not to TK you again".
About ten seconds later he detonated a block of C4 right next to my brother and killed him. My brother's like, "man, I thought you promised not to TK me!" and TINO gets on the mic and sings, "no! I was just kidding!"
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Post by justjackyl on Jun 12, 2009 8:40:20 GMT -5
Singing. Oh man, that makes me remember.
Back in the old, old days, when DCR was first around, we cloned the hell out of thier names and had a TKin spree for like 6 months.
Point being, I was DCR_RAZ0R, with a zero not an O, but people couldn't tell.
Well the real Razor would get so pissed he would log off and back in as Battlefield_DJ and just hold music up to his headset, that way us clones couldnt talk shit cause he was hogging the mic. Back in those days you could hold the mic down for like 2 minutes and just ramble.
What the dumb fuck didn't know, if you pull up your map, you see all your teammates as blue dots, if one is speaking, thier dot would flash. Fucker was giving me a live GPS straight to him to TK his ass everytime. He'd hide in a cargo container and I'd walk right up and inside the one he was one everytime and TK his ass. LMAO, was great.
Oh it was fucking great when I told him, a bunch of people were laughing at him cause he didn't know about the blue dot flashing and he left. LMFAO!
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Post by thjungle 1 on Jun 12, 2009 10:36:01 GMT -5
Now that's funny! ;D
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Post by aka Kizza on Jun 17, 2009 12:13:36 GMT -5
hey mayo i was gonna pm you but thought i'd share it with everyone...
i was on backstab at the start and blew up both jeeps, blew up a chopper, everyone piled into the other chopper and took off and i got a lucky rocket hit and killed them and got -12 points in one go LMAO. i just left straight away before i got kicked.
and then me and mayo had an EPIC tk spree on backstab, no one could leave the base, all i could see for 15 mins was jeeps and choppers blowing up.
oh yeah and the whole time this kid is saying "can someone help me get medals?" over and over again, i mean wtf lol he's in a room full of people going mental on eachother not really giving a shit about helping some child get a bloody medal lol
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Post by scoperfin on Jun 17, 2009 16:21:41 GMT -5
hey mayo i was gonna pm you but thought i'd share it with everyone... i was on backstab at the start and blew up both jeeps, blew up a chopper, everyone piled into the other chopper and took off and i got a lucky rocket hit and killed them and got -12 points in one go LMAO. i just left straight away before i got kicked. and then me and mayo had an EPIC tk spree on backstab, no one could leave the base, all i could see for 15 mins was jeeps and choppers blowing up. oh yeah and the whole time this kid is saying "can someone help me get medals?" over and over again, i mean wtf lol he's in a room full of people going mental on eachother not really giving a shit about helping some child get a bloody medal lol Hahah that's awesome lol ;D..anyway, add FAK-JPNGERNL (my tk name) on your TK accounts, so we can go and TK sometime. I've got over -2k points (which isn't a lot) but the main thing I do with it is destroying friendly vehicles. (empty or manned) Yesterday in TheNest I was on the US team and there was nobody at our main base so I decided to destroy our jeeps, the 30-MM and the two Apache-choppers.Well there wasn't any choppers around yet so I destroyed the jeeps and the 30-MM continuously. Well, after a while the choppers spawned and 4 teammates spawned. I destroyed the Apaches quickly with landmines and got 2 guys killed but the 2 guys left started to complain. 'Hey did you do that accidentally' some guy asked and I didn't answer. They started to run for the jeeps but I destroyed them too. I destroy the 30-MM after that..and I kept destroying the vehicles until the same guy starts to yell at his teammates for not helping out then he starts to harass teamkillers like hell lol..the whole team was full of no-mics and some of them were so busy camping inside the Flag 4 glitch and teamkilling each other. Well those 4 guys just stayed put yelling at me and at their teammates (no use) until some guy gets a MEC chopper and blasts me far away. After that they started to spam how gay and nooby I am.."haha you got killed you lil faggot hahah" "hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" God knows how long they kept doing that..they were too scared to teamkill me, but damn I had -21 and started to use land mines. I switched teams and put C4 under the flight stabilizers on the MEC choppers to make the chopper spin + me not getting negative score + someplayer DIED (not a tk) haha lol. |
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Jun 17, 2009 19:34:28 GMT -5
hey mayo i was gonna pm you but thought i'd share it with everyone... i was on backstab at the start and blew up both jeeps, blew up a chopper, everyone piled into the other chopper and took off and i got a lucky rocket hit and killed them and got -12 points in one go LMAO. i just left straight away before i got kicked. and then me and mayo had an EPIC tk spree on backstab, no one could leave the base, all i could see for 15 mins was jeeps and choppers blowing up. oh yeah and the whole time this kid is saying "can someone help me get medals?" over and over again, i mean wtf lol he's in a room full of people going mental on eachother not really giving a shit about helping some child get a bloody medal lol One word: [glow=red,2,300] [shadow=red,left,300]EPIC[/shadow] [/glow]The best part was when we each killed 2 or 3 people with landmines at the same time. That was a screen full of blue |
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Post by aka Kizza on Jun 18, 2009 5:33:38 GMT -5
funny as fuck MEGA EPIC
yeah i'll add your tk name scoperfin
imagine the havoc 3 of us can do :-)
oh yeah scoper we only usually ever tk on backstab coz its full of noobs with no mics that need 'educating'.
And if there are any decent players on there, well they should know better, especially if theyre on the mec side lol.
altho when i'm on allmaps playlist, when backstab comes up i'll go mec side coz both teams will be shit hot and i'd rather do the raping than be raped for the next 20 minutes.
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Post by scoperfin on Jun 18, 2009 7:49:14 GMT -5
funny as fuck MEGA EPIC yeah i'll add your tk name scoperfin imagine the havoc 3 of us can do :-) oh yeah scoper we only usually ever tk on backstab coz its full of noobs with no mics that need 'educating'. And if there are any decent players on there, well they should know better, especially if theyre on the mec side lol. altho when i'm on allmaps playlist, when backstab comes up i'll go mec side coz both teams will be shit hot and i'd rather do the raping than be raped for the next 20 minutes. Lmao that is fact! I usually start C4ing the MEC choppers in Backstab..I'll just plant the C4 under one of the flight stabilizers, then on the tail rotor..then I'll just wait until some chopper noobs (or nooby snipers who want to jump on the towers at Flag 4 and 5) board the choppers..Then boooooom and the chopper rolls and the noobs get scared and hop off. Sometimes the destroyed chopper falls on them. It's just priceless to see them running around like chicken after the explosion. 'what was that, was that a glitch???" "thats it, im gonna call EA for this" |
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Post by aka Kizza on Jun 18, 2009 9:45:53 GMT -5
nice job, i'll have to try that
i find engineer kit is essential for the first few minutes coz so much stuff needs blowing up without you getting minus points and getting kicked too early, but will defo try the c4 trick when i have the chance
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Jun 19, 2009 9:02:06 GMT -5
One of my favorite things to do while TKing is to sneak up on someone and shoot them once with the pistol. Then wait for them to turn around and shoot them again. I'll repeat this until I get them mad enough to kill me. If they don't turn around then I'll shoot them enough times(usually 5 or 6 shots) then whip out the blowtorch and finish em off.  Lucifer, I don't know if you remember "Lil_Vic" from a couple weeks ago but I did this to him and he spent the rest of the game TKing the two of us till he got kicked...LMFAO |
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Post by aka Kizza on Jun 19, 2009 9:47:50 GMT -5
i have still have a lot to learn from you about pissing people off obi wan, i recall u winding up that whole team of germans so they just went after us the whole game lol.
one of the best i had done to me was this guy on my team just kept following me around and would stand in front of me facing me wherever i went. It was on special ops and we were raping flag 2 from flag 3 and 4, so i had nowhere to go. it really did my head in for some reason. must try that sometime.
i dont remember lil_vic nah but i got short term memory issues :-)
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Post by scoperfin on Jun 19, 2009 13:07:09 GMT -5
i have still have a lot to learn from you about pissing people off obi wan, i recall u winding up that whole team of germans so they just went after us the whole game lol. one of the best i had done to me was this guy on my team just kept following me around and would stand in front of me facing me wherever i went. It was on special ops and we were raping flag 2 from flag 3 and 4, so i had nowhere to go. it really did my head in for some reason. must try that sometime. i dont remember lil_vic nah but i got short term memory issues :-) I love to stand in front of people while I play on my TK name. And SpecialOp is a great place to do that. If the snipers are laying down, I always run and jump on them so their aim reticule would shake LMAO. I've got a lot of people after me. I love to call arty strikes on Flag 2 (if it's full of teammates then I wouldn't because I would get kicked instantly) if there's a few snipers there. |
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Post by Creamy_Mayo on Jun 29, 2009 11:43:33 GMT -5
Lucifer: I'm up for an EPIC
TK game anytime this week.
I'm on vacation starting on the 4th but I won't be home till at least the 7th. After that I'll be on most of the day and all night till the 16th.
Anyway, my epic TK spree this morning ended up with me 120mm flag 4 with +10 points, killing 2 ppl and getting kicked. That just goes too show how many ppl I TK'ed this morning.
Oh and I had too ask. Do you guys over in the UK celabrate us winning our freedom from you or not? I think I know the answer but I have to be a smartass at all times. ;D ;D
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Post by scoperfin on Jun 30, 2009 7:27:48 GMT -5
Lucifer: I'm up for an EPICTK game anytime this week. I'm on vacation starting on the 4th but I won't be home till at least the 7th. After that I'll be on most of the day and all night till the 16th. Anyway, my epic TK spree this morning ended up with me 120mm flag 4 with +10 points, killing 2 ppl and getting kicked. That just goes too show how many ppl I TK'ed this morning. Oh and I had too ask. Do you guys over in the UK celabrate us winning our freedom from you or not? I think I know the answer but I have to be a smartass at all times. ;D ;D I'd like to join in too whenever you guys are online. |
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Post by thjunglelove on Jul 1, 2009 9:40:27 GMT -5
Ok, I'm playing this game & all of suddenly some nobe yells over the mic,
“I did the dishes Mom, Mom I said I did the dishes; yea I put them in the dish washer” "Mom I said I did the dishes"
;D
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