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Post by Jenn on May 5, 2010 2:13:52 GMT -5
About a month ago there were a bunch of guys playing and I can't remember one of the player's names, but I know B.K.Lunatic was on my team. At one point he said something to the other guy like, "dude, I mean no disrespect, because I know he's your friend, but I hate that prick ObiWanCommander". The other guy said, "yeah, he's an ass, but he can't help it. He works for the County" LOL. I pictured ObiWan riding around in some garbage truck all day or stuck in some cubicle in the Parks & Recreation Department and then coming home all pissed off and shrieking on the mic about his chopper whoring tendencies.
Then, the other night, we were playing Spec Op and Storm Rider 1 kept singing "Run Through the Jungle" and talking about how no one ever uses the Special Ops kit on Spec Op. He actually had a damn valid point.
About two weeks ago I was playing and __Fl4nk was playing and singing about his "twelve inch rocket launcher" and how he was stroking it by the bridge. Then I got to hear all about how he sells BMX bike parts on eBay and Craigslist.
Of course, I miss LBS Bomber (aka UniBomber). He was always high and talking about working in a bistro.
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Post by scoperfin on May 5, 2010 8:23:29 GMT -5
The funniest convo I've heard on BF was about weed; some LSGH folks were talking about how high they get in the weekends. Can't remember how the whole discussion went but it was mad funny. I heard it on MissileCrisis.
I've heard some other hilarious discussions about tank-whoring and hacking, and BridgeTooFar is my No. 1 map for funny discussions when the Americans are playing
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Post by aka Kizza on May 5, 2010 8:48:48 GMT -5
i took the arty on BTF, all i cld see was red dots on their base, so i landed it and declared proudly "watch this"
i managed to kill 1 enemy and 2 team mates (both friends)
i got a lot of shit for that
*moral of the story: never count your chickens before they are hatched.
better to brag about it afterwards :-)
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Post by Jenn on May 5, 2010 15:09:05 GMT -5
i took the arty on BTF, all i cld see was red dots on their base, so i landed it and declared proudly "watch this" i managed to kill 1 enemy and 2 team mates (both friends) i got a lot of shit for that *moral of the story: never count your chickens before they are hatched. better to brag about it afterwards :-) HAHAHAHAHAHA I've had that happen before. I'm calling out enemy positions and they're all on the main base. I'm like, "oh boy is this going to be great!" and every last assbag on the enemy team pulls a suicide and one of my guys will inevitably fly the chopper right into my arty strike. Oh, hell, I forgot another funny thing on the mic. I was playing Dammage one night with Nutrition8 and some kid who claimed he was besties with Mrs.PimpSpy and Deathproof. You could tell he was really young. Anyway, Nutrition8 was talking about how he had quit smoking weed and cigarettes and this other guy said he had quit smoking weed, but not cigs. The kid gets on the mic and says, "okay, stupid question, but why do people even start smoking in the first place?" and Nutrition8 was like, "because when you're young and dumb you think it makes you look cool." Then kid asks, "okay, so, I have just one more question. What's weed?" The other guy says, "oh, kid, come back when your nuts drop and we'll tell you." Things go all quiet and about ten minutes later the kid's on the mic shrieking, "guys! Guys! Look up! I'm in the sky glitch! I'm in the sky glitch! Oh, shit! I fell out of it!" |
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Post by haljackey on May 5, 2010 18:07:38 GMT -5
About a month ago there were a bunch of guys playing and I can't remember one of the player's names, but I know B.K.Lunatic was on my team. At one point he said something to the other guy like, "dude, I mean no disrespect, because I know he's your friend, but I hate that prick ObiWanCommander". The other guy said, "yeah, he's an ass, but he can't help it. He works for the County" LOL. I pictured ObiWan riding around in some garbage truck all day or stuck in some cubicle in the Parks & Recreation Department and then coming home all pissed off and shrieking on the mic about his chopper whoring tendencies. Then, the other night, we were playing Spec Op and Storm Rider 1 kept singing "Run Through the Jungle" and talking about how no one ever uses the Special Ops kit on Spec Op. He actually had a damn valid point. About two weeks ago I was playing and __Fl4nk was playing and singing about his "twelve inch rocket launcher" and how he was stroking it by the bridge. Then I got to hear all about how he sells BMX bike parts on eBay and Craigslist. Of course, I miss LBS Bomber (aka UniBomber). He was always high and talking about working in a bistro. Holy shit you knew uni bomber?  ? I know him quite well (his real name is Hector =P) and I was in his LBS clan way back, but all of us from LBS like [LBS]YUNG_KIRK and g0d-_^u12bc and all them moved onto the 360 box thingy... btw my LBS name was [LBS]YUNG_ERROR if you happen to remember, but if you knew bomber, you had to have known those other guys.... |
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? I know him quite well (his real name is Hector =P) and I was in his LBS clan way back, but all of us from LBS like [LBS]YUNG_KIRK and g0d-_^u12bc and all them moved onto the 360 box thingy... btw my LBS name was [LBS]YUNG_ERROR if you happen to remember, but if you knew bomber, you had to have known those other guys....